Series: The Squirm Files Book 1
Author: Cari Silverwood
Reviewer: Tanya Rae
Stars: 5.0 OOOOO (O’s for Orgasms)
Okay Cari asked me to review Squirm: virgin captive of the billionaire biker tentacle monster. Well she asked me to read her newer book Well-hung Gun first but, then thought it might be better for me to read Squirm first to see if I like this type of book first before I read her newest book. At first I thought NO I don’t read/watch parodies. I don’t usually like parodies because I don’t usually understand them. (Ask my husband) haha! Anyway, I thought about it because my blog and blogmates have said that we will read anything and review it so I decided why not go ahead and try something new because I am ever changing with what I like and don’t like.
Well here is the point of this story I loved this book. It was funny, well written and I guess I am now a “tentacle pervert” just like Cari said in the beginning of Chapter 7 because I went on to read more of Squirm! haha!
Squirm gets even hotter after Chapter 7 must be why I am now a “tentacle pervert”! All those tentacles! Okay I broke out in a few real chuckles while reading this book! So funny and a must read if you want a laugh out loud book!
WARNING: There is Tentacle sex in this book and if you don’t like that then don’t read this book!
Book Description on Amazon:
A parody of everything great and weird in erotic romance that could be stuffed into one book without it exploding.
For some girls, one tentacle isn’t enough.
Having a bad day isn’t good but when Virginia Chaste has a bad day, she gets felt up by a tentacle monster. If it simply has to happen, let it at least be a billionaire and a hot biker.
Virginity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and her search for the Holy Grail of Erotic Romance, the ten inch purple-headed schlong, may have finally borne fruit.
Yeehaw! Playing hide the tentacle has never been so much fun.
When others are writing bad men doing bad things you may find her writing good men who accidentally on purpose fall into the abyss and come out with their morals twisted in knots.
This might be because she comes from the land down under, Australia, or it could be her excessive consumption of wine.
Freaking out readers is her first love and her second love is freaking out the people living in her books. Her favorite hobby is convincing people she has a basement…though she really doesn’t. Promise. If it existed it would be a terrifying place where you would find all the dangerous things that you never knew you craved.
To escape you’d need to get the key you can see through the grate in your cell door. A key that’s hanging from the ceiling by string. The light above is flickering on…off…and you can hear feet dragging along the corridor floor. Your door is locked.
Anyone know how to get blood stains out of concrete?
Goodreads Author Page: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4912047.Cari_Silverwood